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I can't believe Madness Interactive got beaten by a fucking stick movie. I can deal with getting 3.35 rating from you retards - I acknowledged ages ago that you all have no fucking taste, that the best I could hope for from the NG audience was that you'd buy some T-shirts. But it's just ridiculous. I mean, don't you guys ever get bored of this same stickfight crap over and over? I introduce something innovative into the portal, it receives a 3.35. This, on the other hand, has been done a million times before, but bing! 4.19! Forgive me for being a little bitter, but to me, that's total bullshit.

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There's some debate, but overall people think this is a useless review.

Score: 3

"Mediocre."

submission: Earthbound - Dat my Bitch

date: April 9, 2003

Earthbound is a great game, but I can't give you a good score just for making a movie about it. This just wasn't funny. And I'm sick and damn tired of seeing "this is my first movie" or "I haven't used Flash forever" on every other entry; that's not an excuse to make a lousy movie. Why should anyone ease up on you because you're inexperienced? A bad movie is a bad movie. Maybe you should have done a few for practice before posting this, no?

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Notice all my other movies were from 2000-2001. I wasnt making an excuse and I thought this was a good movie along with hundreds of other people that voted, so fuck you buddy. Your movies are boring as hell.

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Score: 4

"Ok, but pretty generic."

submission: Shoot Kim Jong-il

date: February 23, 2003

It wasn't anything new. It was slow-paced, and don't tell me you're pushing the limits of Flash, because you're not; you just didn't take any sort of action to speed it up, like converting some of those vectors to bitmaps since you're using so many gradients. It could have run faster, and it could have loaded faster, and those details make a big difference.

Author's Response:

Well thanx for the comparably Low Review...

Well...At least you're NOT a n00b with no flashes in your Bakcround...In any case, Thanx for the advice....

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Score: 7

"Decent, but it didn't hold my interest long."

submission: VoodooDoll Skateboarding

date: February 18, 2003

It was an OK game, but it wasn't really unique in any way, and the presentation was horrible.

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your review didnt hold my interest long

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Score: 5

"Mediocre."

submission: Game : Police Sniper v0.7

date: January 18, 2003

A glorified game of whack-a-mole. Nothing really sets this apart from the rest of the NG sniper games.

Author's Response:

This is a demo so far. I haven't really seen a whack-a-mole where moles were running away (see Mission 2). But I agree that mission 1 seems like that.

"Nothing really sets this apart ..."
Any suggestions on what would set it apart?